Dear Darla

I'm taking a break from my normal serious posts to tell you guys how I sometimes feel about men and being single.

And by sometimes, I mean all the time. 

Dear   Attractive Men   Good-Looking Guys   Cute Boys   Persons of the Male Gender,

I   love you   kind of maybe possibly really like you    really wish a certain one of you noticed my existence  hate your stinkin’ guts. You make me   giddy   self-conscious   act like an idiot   vomit. You’re   way too attractive for your own good   complicated   frustrating   the scum between my toes.

Love   Hugs and Kisses   Your Friend   Sincerely,

A twitter pated   desperate   exasperated   typical girl